Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Oh Magic 8 Ball
11:40 p.m. / 23:40
1. Do ticking clocks make you crazy?
IT IS CERTAIN
2. Have you ever tried sushi?
REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN
3. Have you ever tried sushi?
CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN
4. Have you ever tried sushi?
CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN
5. One more time, have you ever tried sushi?
MY SOURCES SAY NO
6. Did you vote in the last election?
MY SOURCES SAY NO
7. Do you enjoy long walks on the beach?
MY REPLY IS NO
8. Do you like cats?
WITHOUT A DOUBT
9. Do you know all of the words to The Star-Spangled Banner?
AS I SEE IT YES
10. Do you have a driver's license?
AS I SEE IT YES
11. Are you a pick-up man?
MY REPLY IS NO
12. Do you like ice cream?
IT IS CERTAIN
13. Do you enjoy Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
YOU MAY RELY ON IT
14. Do you read novels?
BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW
15. Would you like a drink?
MY REPLY IS NO
I feel like I know my Magic 8 Ball so much better now!
