Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Mosquitoes Laugh
11:00 p.m. / 23:00
So, this weekend my dear friend EvilDucky is having her back porch screened in to keep it bug-free. Tonight we had this instant-message conversation:
EvilDucky: I just killed a mosquito in my bathroom
little bastards
me: And you think your porch will be mosquito free.
EvilDucky plans and mosquitos laugh.
EvilDucky: *grinds teeth *
me: I'm sorry; I shouldn't say that. It'll be a vast improvement, for sure.
EvilDucky: :P
I think she bit me on my arm
me: Now you'll turn into a mosquito!
Wait... that's that other thing...
vampire
EvilDucky: might be okay if I could BE one
I dont think they bite each other
me: :D
But you might try to bite me, so I'd have to try and kill you first.
EvilDucky: it'd be a fight to the death! however, if I bit you I could lay my eggs
me: This is getting weird.
EvilDucky: yeah, I stop now
So, this weekend my dear friend EvilDucky is having her back porch screened in to keep it bug-free. Tonight we had this instant-message conversation:
EvilDucky: I just killed a mosquito in my bathroom
little bastards
me: And you think your porch will be mosquito free.
EvilDucky plans and mosquitos laugh.
EvilDucky: *grinds teeth *
me: I'm sorry; I shouldn't say that. It'll be a vast improvement, for sure.
EvilDucky: :P
I think she bit me on my arm
me: Now you'll turn into a mosquito!
Wait... that's that other thing...
vampire
EvilDucky: might be okay if I could BE one
I dont think they bite each other
me: :D
But you might try to bite me, so I'd have to try and kill you first.
EvilDucky: it'd be a fight to the death! however, if I bit you I could lay my eggs
me: This is getting weird.
EvilDucky: yeah, I stop now
