Saturday, March 31, 2012

Conversations I've Had Today

7:45 PM / 19:45

Me: (with a smile) Do you have some junk mail for me?

Mail Person: (with stern look) We don't call it junk mail. We call it bulk business mail.


Next Door Neighbor: Oh... I've been meaning to tell you, I'd be glad to loan you my lawn mower, if you don't have one!

Me: Oh... uh, (peering at grass so tall it could be a plain in Africa, except for the dandelions) I have one, I just need to get out here and use it.

Next Door Neighbor: Oh, okay, no offense or anything; just thought I'd offer.

heh, its enough to make you wanna stay inside!
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